The producers keep it gay

LEO:
Gay?
ROGER:
Exactly!
No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
Whether it's murder, mayhem or rage
Don't complain, it's a pain
Keep it gay! Nonetheless, sorry, Max.

I just couldn't do Springtime for Hitler

MAX:

Why not?

BRYAN & KEVIN:
We're clever, creative
It's our job to see
That ev'rything's perfect for Mr. De Bris!
MAX:
Watch this.
BRYAN:
Sign...

ROGER:

Oedipus won't bomb... Deopy showgirls in gooey gowns.
Two-three-kick-turn!

CARMEN:

People want laughter when they see a show

The last thing they're after's a litany of woe

ROGER & CARMEN:

A happy ending will pep up your play...

LEO:

Is he all right? Then you'll do it? the Tony! It might effect the course of my entire life.
I shall have to think about it...I'll do it.

SHIRLEY:

Sign...
ROGER:
It's enough to make you heave.

So, c'mon, do it for us, please.

SHIRLEY:

Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay

LEO:

I don't think we're getting to them, Max.

What do we do now?

And the dances they do will be daring and new

Turn-turn-kick-turn, turn-turn-kick-turn

One-two-three-kick-turn!

CARMEN:

Roger de Bris presents History!

ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM:

If at the end you want them to cheer

Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay

Whether it's Hamlet, Othello or Lear

Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay

CARMEN:

Comedy's joyous, a constant delight

Dramas annoy us...

CARMEN:
Roger de Bris presents History!

CARMEN:
Roger de Bris presents History!