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Between here and the end of the universe there's loads of-" The angel waved a hand expansively, if a little unsteadily. Offer people a new creed with a costume and their hearts and minds will follow. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.”
― Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
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“It's like you said the other day," said Adam.
He is portrayed by Michael Sheen in the Good Omens television series. "You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you think the world's full of amazin' things, they tell you it's really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nucular waste hangin' about for millions of years.
If he worthily fulfills his mission and amuses without corrupting, he need never feel that he has lived in vain. But he hoped it was a long way off. And every thousand years-"
-"The same bird every thousand years?"
-Crowley hesitated. I'm gayer than a sugarplum fairy. It was built into the design, somehow. Freddy, Bubba is gay.
Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow. "
Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large, empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.
The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. ~Terri Guillemets — Shidorr Myrick-Gayer
Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
You, me, him, everything.
There has been ongoing dialogue between the creators and fans regarding his activities and whereabouts. They just get carried away by new ideas, like dressing up in jackboots and shooting people, or dressing up in white sheets and lynching people, or dressing up in tie-dye jeans and playing guitars at people.
Or “as a tangerine”.
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Gayer than a Judy Garland singalong.
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There was one from an episode of Weeds a couple seasons back that I can’t recall exactly, but it was something like:
…gay as a purse full of glitter and rainbows (or maybe unicorns, although I’m sure any combination of the three would work).
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Gay as a mayor
Gay as a playwright
Gay as a head of state
Gay as a Nobel Prize winner
Gay as a king
Gay as a painter
Gay as a mother
Gay as a father
Gay as a brother
Gay as a sister
Ha!
"Okay, alien life-form here. HARHARHARHARRRR!!!
But, yeah, I’m going to go with my fave as “gay as a french horn”.
Now you settle down, missy. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. Hell, I am a sugarplum fairy. I originally heard it from David Letterman.
I will echo this love of “gay as a tangerine.” Classic.
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